I'm back!!!

YAY!!!I'm back!!woah...so tired...although i not online..I also got write diary...so i going to transfer all of them over here!!!hehes....and btw, if some of you guys don't know, I went to this island called Hainan Dao in southern china..my main purpose of going there is to see the building of the house..cos i the only boi...
~DAY 1~
Today wake up super early...to get ready go fly fly to GuangZhou den transfer to hainan dao liaoz...The plane not say berri good lahz...but still okie okie lorhz...den i see all the small little things down below cos i sit by the window..so nice...*thinks*damn..should have studied my geography more...cos got see the mountain range, lakes, meanders, alot of other fun stuff...den i think bout in the afternoon bout 12 or 2 like that reach the guangzhou airpot..den buy lotsa stuff dere also lorhz...den bout 4 like dat leave guangzhou for hainan dao liaoz..reach there about 6 like that..woah..so dark...like in singapore 8 or 9 o'clock like that..although the time is still the same as singapore...den also very cold...bbrrgghhh....can shiver one...den at haikou(the city)got see lotsa stuff also lorhz...den take the car for about say.....3 hours like that..to go to the village(my house)...woah..sit in the car...butt pain siahz....den reach there liaoz...got welcome lorhz...say hi here hi there...but i dun understand their language...cos they speak hainanese..hahaz..go bath den bout 11 or 12 like that sleep liaoz...woah..den at night horz..I wake up lehz...you know why??becoz my father snorring...so noisy...hahaz...den...thats all lorhz...for day 1...
~DAY 2~
*sound of the chicken*yay...now bout 7 like that...the chicken wake me up one..hehes...hhmm...wake up brush teeth...do nothing lorhz..see the aunty go cook things, kill the chicken...blah blahz...den i go over to the new still building house...everything quite okay okay lahz...just that quite dirty onli lorhz..then so poor thing lehz...one of my uncles need to stay there at night under the coldness to look after the 'main beam'(olden houses got one...now dun have liaoz)..must make sure that nobody comes and disturb the beam...cos if got then bad luck..hehes..then i just walk walk here...walk walk there lorhz...do nothing one...just need to wait for my aunty to come from singapore...bout 4 or 5 like that..then horz...they 5 o'clock like that start eating liaoz lehz...so early...i at that time still play com(if i'm still in singapore)..hehes...den eat chicken, duck, blahz blahz...den over there so dirty...got mud everywhere...hhmm...ya lorhz...den at night also do nothing one..just hear the old aunties there tok tok den i also just hear hear lorhz...den at night bout 11 like that sleep liaoz...
~DAY 3~
Today same..early early wake up...but not by the chicken this time...its by my father's snorring...hahaz...bout 9 like that, my aunty, cousin and me go to the town...don't mix up horz...haikou is the city, now i going to town...berri different de...go there abit raining...drizzling like that...den go see here see that..den i buy a torch light..cos at night very dark...dun wan to loose my way...very cheap lehz...1 dollar singapore onli for a torch light...hehes...den i take the "village taxi"..its a sort of truck...but when it move got sound one...like the motor spoil like that...the the whole car will shake like siao...den berri windy when u seat on it one..den its not like u face the front one...its like left one row, then right one row..then the entrance is at the back...cos i sit near the back mahz..so all the mud splash onto me...eee...so dirty...damn...den in the afternoon like that i go to town again...but this time is to do buisness...i go with my cousin go buy fire crackers...in singapore don't have one...once you light horz, very loud de...den buy liaoz...very big and heavy..den take the same old "taxi" come back lorhz...den as usual...5.30 like that start eating liaoz...den i go see them play mahjong...so fun...but i never play lahz...den go sleep liaoz lorhz...but before i sleep my cousin still playing...
~DAY 3~
Today wake up also..blah blahz...den i see my cousin still sleeping..so i ask my mother what time she come back sleep...den my mother say she 5am den come back...WOAH!!....play mahjong till 5am...all siao one..hahaz...den now i need to wait for my 4th aunty and uncle to come..they veri "in" de...everything also have...also very rich...everytime zhong ma piao one...(strike 4D)...oh yaz..also got my 3rd uncle...he not very important..hehes...den in the afternoon so sianz one...nothing to do at all...really..find this find that but still nothing to do...but must prepare for tomorrow...cos big day...the beam is going to be risen up...the MAIN BEAM lorhz...berri important de...den 4th uncle,aunty and 3rd uncle come liaoz...bout 7 or 8 like that...den the go pray pray..(i also got...when i came)..den go unpack also lohrz...den my cousin come and play with me..study in RV one..den woah..the villagers also got handphone de lehz...dun look down on them horz...all color handphone one lehz...brand is samsung one lorhz..can flip open one lehz...bet ur handphone also not that good...hahaz...jkjk..den my 4th aunty gave a man the nickname of "coconut man"..cos our new house infront got a few coconut trees mahz...owned by the "coconut man" de...so he allow us to cut down 1 tree..hehes...so we happi happi lohrz...thankx to him...hahaz...den tonight my mother go and sew a red cloth...inside put rice and money..cos the geomancer say it bring us good luck..dunno true or not...hahaz...den at the place where my uncle sleeps(to look after the main beam)was the kitchen for tomorrow..got 4 cooks..1 is the main chef, 2 is the assistant, and 1 is the fire giver..help to ensure that the fire is alright...den outside my room horz..got 2 big baskets of fire crackers...cos damn ex...but it is said to scare away the ghost or something...den go to sleep liaoz lorhz..cos tomorrow must wake up early..
~DAY 4~--a red letter day--
woah today bout 5 like that i wake up liaoz...but not surprised that all the other people like my dad,mom, 3rd uncle,4th uncle and aunty, 1st aunt all wake up liaoz...cos today must early wake up...den we all get ready liaoz...wear nice nice..I wear suit...hehes...den the geomancer come..make some red banner or sumthing but is not horizontal, its veritcally...den paste a few words or something...den carry all the things go to the new house liaoz...but its drizzling...everybody says its showers of blessing..hahaz...maybe...hahaz..den the geomancer and reaveal the beam...den become wet...so in order to make it no more wet, we all use umbrellas to cover it...den got alot of people also...got banquet..but its in the morning..not at night..hahaz..so funny one...den the geomancer go paste some paper or something on the beam..den he(the geomancer), his assistant, and my father go spill wine on the floor..duno why..hahaz...den go to the altar in the new house,also spill wine on the floor..hahaz..den my father, 3rd uncle, 4th uncle, me, geomancer, his assistant, all get ready to go and push the beam up to place it on the top of the house..den when my father say "GO!"den they start to light the fire crackers, and we start to push the beam up..but push for a few steps liaoz, the workers come and help to carry it up...den very loud!!!cos got the fire crackers..so smoky..den we all stand by the side to see the fire crackers lohrz..woah...the 2 baskets of fire crackers lasted for at least 45 minutes lehz!!so long!!den at the very last one got one big *POW!!*woah...damn nice...den ear abit long liaoz(deaf)..hahaz..den all the red color paper thingy that came out from the fire crackers all form a some sort of volcano or mountain..den got fire...hahaz...on the paper thingy..hahaz..but put out liaoz lahz...den the whole family, which consisted of my dad, mom ,3rd uncle, 4th uncle and aunty, 1st aunty , me! and also dunno why the assistant of the geomancer also got...we all eat at under the new house..actually supposed to have ninteen tables also..in the open...but then it was raining..so they went to the house that i was staying at to go and eat...the time was bout 10 like that..so my 4th aunty said we were having brunch...hahaz...br(for breakfast)and unch(for lunch) hahaz..so form together get brunch!hahaz..den a couple came to serve us..bring us food and drinks...cos they say that it must be a couple that has a complete family..which means the family must consist of grandparents, parents, themselves, and children...den we eat full full liaoz..but the food cannot be shared with the other people..so at night for dinner, we eat the same thing..hahaz..den after dat the workers come and make the main door..den we all must be there to see lah..my dad buried some silver coins, singapore 1 dollar coins under the the main door with cement..dunno why also...hahaz..den a while later we all go back to the house lohrz..woah..damn dirty and oily...got food here and there houseflies flying here and there..hahaz...den got the aunties help us to clean up lohrz..den afternoon bout 4 like that I play mahjong with cousin,4th aunty, and 3rd uncle..den very fun...hahaz...win abit of money...but is in RMB..so very little when converted to singapore money..hahaz...den at night eat the same old thing as brunch..blah blahz..den at night bout 10 like that sleep liaoz....damn tired...oh ya..forgot to write, 4th aunty gave another nickname to the man that help us to do with the firecrackers..the nick name was "hero" cos everytime when firecrackers was needed, he was always the one to help us..hahaz....kkz...go to sleep liaoz...
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actually still got 4 more days one..but now i tired liaoz..so tomorrow go update..hahaz..buai buaiz...